hoping to someday be a force of nature
When I have a TV show that I enjoy...it becomes...mine.
My ritual begins with a binge watch that can last up to a week. I must cram every last second of 6 seasons into 3 days. I proceed to create fanpages, tweet, post and talk about it. That show/topic becomes my beacon. Every conversation has to swerve back around to the light of my life.
IF YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY CHILD I SHALL UNLEASH THE DEPTHS OF HELL ONTO YOUR SOCIAL LIFE. Of course, I shall do so silently because I hate confrontation.
I have this nerve in my brain and heart, you see? If I overhear somebody speaking about this show...it hits this nerve and that is all I can think about for the rest of the day. why is that person speaking about my child, what do they want from it, from me?! mama bear shall cut you along with all your tv shows.
I am now hearing how dramatic all of this sounds. Let me clarify: I am not crazy.
It has been over three years since I discovered the almighty 'Grey's Anatomy'. It was only a year and a half ago when I became infatuated with it.
On September 28th, the TGIT lineup will resume. Grey's Anatomy's 14th Season is airing.
I know not why I am so overprotective and paranoid. Perhaps it is in my blood. Maybe millions of years ago, a little cave girl was slowly becoming fascinated with the latest source of entertainment; " Cave's Anatomy". Of course in those days it would be known as 'Uggha-oog-hga'. She sat on her rock and watched as patients came onto the field and a qualified amateur would drill holes into heads with sharp rocks. Maybe she felt a rush when she saw the drama: Dr Ug slapped Dr Urg and the chaos began. First, Dr Urg's fist flew in and made a dent in Dr Ug's cheek. Dr Ug fell to the ground, writhing in agony. It took a few moments for Ug to regain his balance and run away. The little cave girl would be disappointed in the brief and uneventful conflict. As she slid off the best seat in the house, Ug ran back onto the scene and ended Urg with his own club.
*the crowd goes wild* *aaaaaaahhhhh* *oh my gosh that was epic* *go ug*
next episode airs after Urg's burial (just kidding this is never happening again)